Today (May 3rd, 2020), sausagewithgirth reached this milestone. I am humbled that there are at least 15,000 perverts out there that enjoy looking at, reading and hopefully, jerking off to the stuff I post. It is amazing to me that people enjoy the pornographic tales that my brain comes up with while I am stroking my cock.
15,000 is a huge number. To help put it in perspective:
A man, or fag, has an average cum load of 5ml (about a teaspoon to those of us in the US, who are to stupid to use the metric system). Assuming that my followers are jerking off to sausagewithgirth (and why the fuck else would they be reading this filth), I am going to assume that while reading they occasionally bust a nut (This may be ego on my part, but I like to imagine guys all over the world stroking their cocks, while looking at my blog). If I assume two ejaculations per follower, per year (and hopefully that number is on the low side)....That's 150,000 millilitres (10,144 teaspoons, 634 cups, 317 pints, 158 quarts, or 40 fucking gallons) of sperm dumped into cum rags and crusty socks or soaking into sweaty sheets every year. That's a lot of ejaculate.
Some other numbers - I have posted approximately 2,700 times (including several reblogs). Sausagewithgirth has received approximately 169,000 likes. Again, I am humbled and honored by the amount of people that like my stuff.
I don't do this alone (well, truth be told, the masturbation part is done on my own). I get the images that inspire my tales of sex from other blogs and websites. I jerk off a lot, for hours at a time. One or twice a day. My own masturbation fantasies are assisted by looking at some amazing blogs. I enjoy reading the stories, captions, and tales thought up by these guys/girls/whatever while beating my meat. Pictures of hot naked and semi naked men on these sites are helping me get through the lock down. I highly recommend checking out the following blogs on BDSLMR (in no particular order):
straighthell-stories
top4jock
MattAtl29
SatyricMind
severityschool
SweaterSlutBoi
Myprivatealonetime
ispyanakedguy
Fag4BRUTALHATEFUCKINGALPHAS
Rapemboypussy
pwrtool9
hotguysserveme
Gettinghimoff
DomToppSir
kb4y
SlaveExchange-NOLA
bullythisfaggot
imperfectobedience
Feeldapain1
ColoCumPig
FaggotNeedsBros
TheFilthFactory
StraightTurnedBitch
JerTampa
Straight-no-more
toobig-toobad
Finally I would like to thank all of the folks that created BDSLMR and maintain it. When Tumblr failed us, this place allowed our community to continue. They have obviously worked their asses off to make this possible.
So thanks to all of you. I appreciate everyone who has liked a post or followed sausagewithgirth. I hope that you continue to enjoy this blog and hopefully it will continue to allow you to stroke out a load or two.
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Holy shit...It's huge!
15,000 followers!
Today (May 3rd, 2020), sausagewithgirth reached this milestone. I am humbled that there are at least 15,000 perverts out there that enjoy looking at, reading and hopefully, jerking off to the stuff I post. It is amazing to me that people enjoy the pornographic tales that my brain comes up with while I am stroking my cock.
15,000 is a huge number. To help put it in perspective:
A man, or fag, has an average cum load of 5ml (about a teaspoon to those of us in the US, who are to stupid to use the metric system). Assuming that my followers are jerking off to sausagewithgirth (and why the fuck else would they be reading this filth), I am going to assume that while reading they occasionally bust a nut (This may be ego on my part, but I like to imagine guys all over the world stroking their cocks, while looking at my blog). If I assume two ejaculations per follower, per year (and hopefully that number is on the low side)....That's 150,000 millilitres (10,144 teaspoons, 634 cups, 317 pints, 158 quarts, or 40 fucking gallons) of sperm dumped into cum rags and crusty socks or soaking into sweaty sheets every year. That's a lot of ejaculate.
Some other numbers - I have posted approximately 2,700 times (including several reblogs). Sausagewithgirth has received approximately 169,000 likes. Again, I am humbled and honored by the amount of people that like my stuff.
I don't do this alone (well, truth be told, the masturbation part is done on my own). I get the images that inspire my tales of sex from other blogs and websites. I jerk off a lot, for hours at a time. One or twice a day. My own masturbation fantasies are assisted by looking at some amazing blogs. I enjoy reading the stories, captions, and tales thought up by these guys/girls/whatever while beating my meat. Pictures of hot naked and semi naked men on these sites are helping me get through the lock down. I highly recommend checking out the following blogs on BDSLMR (in no particular order):
straighthell-stories
top4jock
MattAtl29
SatyricMind
severityschool
SweaterSlutBoi
Myprivatealonetime
ispyanakedguy
Fag4BRUTALHATEFUCKINGALPHAS
Rapemboypussy
pwrtool9
hotguysserveme
Gettinghimoff
DomToppSir
kb4y
SlaveExchange-NOLA
bullythisfaggot
imperfectobedience
Feeldapain1
ColoCumPig
FaggotNeedsBros
TheFilthFactory
StraightTurnedBitch
JerTampa
Straight-no-more
toobig-toobad
Finally I would like to thank all of the folks that created BDSLMR and maintain it. When Tumblr failed us, this place allowed our community to continue. They have obviously worked their asses off to make this possible.
So thanks to all of you. I appreciate everyone who has liked a post or followed sausagewithgirth. I hope that you continue to enjoy this blog and hopefully it will continue to allow you to stroke out a load or two.